Future Single Unwed Mother” — Sign I was forced to wear at a party over the weekend

A sick part of me hopes it goes down sorta like this.

Guilty Pleasure #3864: The teen horror-romance genre. 

Poly Family Camp

An article about children of poly families. I find it relevant. Though I think it is totally inappropriate for kids to have to warn friends about their mothers possibly being topless around the house. Jeeze.

Orange County is occupied by balloon-octopi. They wish to be our rulers and come in peace.

Orange County is occupied by balloon-octopi. They wish to be our rulers and come in peace.

Travel

So I am 26 weeks pregnant as of today (yay!) and am going to be flying to LA tonight to see my mom and dad. They don’t live there, they’re just visiting and tagging me along because I am still attached to the real star of the show (Pudding-Cup the proto-baby.)

My mom asked if I wanted to go to Disneyland while we were there, and I really want to go. Like REALLY REALLY want to go. But I have heard from nearly everyone I know that I won’t have any fun and shouldn’t go to Disney, or any theme park, while on this trip. I am conflicted because the internet tells me that I could have fun. I guess I will just play it by ear.

Seasonal

It is the first week of August. I get that. But it’s still something like 98 degrees out and will be until frickin’ September, and I have a trip to LA next week. And I hear there’s oceans or something out that-a-way. So it isn’t weird for me to be shopping for a maternity swimsuit. Right?

Sure I won’t be pregnant this time next year, (Oh fucking Gods I  better not be pregnant this time next year!) so really this trip will be the only time I will have the chance to wear this suit. But isn’t it better than wearing a maternity sports bra and a pair of basketball shorts?

Attention Spans

So this is sorta mini blogging. Not quite the 140 character Goldfish Cracker micro blog, but not the Thanksgiving Dinner heavy real blog. I can dig it.